guyliner

I’m not one to really talk about my objects of fancy or desire, but I was thinking the other day that guys wearing eyeliner are just objectively so much more attractive than guys who don’t do so, and I felt so compelled that I needed to make a PSA thrown into the void of the internet.  

When I say attractive I don’t mean in a romantic or sexual way necessarily; I just mean more aesthetically pleasing and intriguing.  Like, I fucking hate men and am socially awkward as hell, but if I saw a guy walking around with eyeliner, I’d immediately want to get to know him.  We’d have at least one thing in common—a love for self-imposed raccoon eyes—and such commonality would be the great basis for a conversation, or even a friendship.  

And to be clear, I’m not saying guys should wear eyeliner solely because of its visual appeal.  Wearing eyeliner makes you feel strong, tough, unfuckwithable—who doesn’t want that?  With black ink smudged around your eye sockets, you feel invincible, almost like you’re in a manic episode but minus all the side effects of psychosis.  You feel like a god with some kohl wrapped around your waterlines.  You should try it sometime.  

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